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March Hare

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Okay, here’s how to fuck good:

Fuck loud: When the fucking is happening with you, it must be loud. While you are fucking your sexual lover, scream loud and smash many porcelain dolls. This will ensure that the fucking is never forgotten. In 100 years, you can say to your sexual lover, “Remember the fucking?” and your sexual lover will say to you, “Yes, it was loud when it happened.”

Fuck so good that you win an award: One of the top ways to fuck great is to fuck so good that you win a prize or trophy for how good it is. Then if someone asks if you fuck good, you can say, “Well, I won a prize for good fucking, so you tell me, idiot.”

Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”

Sweat wine: What is the most sexual fuck-juice? That is correct—it is wine, the juice of love. Thus, if you want to fuck good, you must sweat wine out of your pores. You and your sexual lover can lick the wine off of you and it will be delicious and you will both become sexual and mad. You can sweat out good wine or garbage wine, who cares?

Be damp: What is damp? Damp is the most sexual wetness. This is why, when you fuck your sexual lover, you must be damp. Before you fuck, mist yourself in steam. This will make you not too wet and not too dry: Damp. Then when you and your sexual lover are inside of each other, you can enjoy the sexual dampness, and you can go insane with lust, no questions asked!

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Lyrics:

Is this what you call subtle?
I for one think just the opposite
Reduce it all into rubble
Just to watch the chaos
As we hit the ground
Make no mistake about it
There's no chance for us again
I'd say we're over
But that would imply that we were something

This is not what I wanted it to be
I swear to God I only had good intentions
This is not how I pictured it would be
When it started it was so innocent

Don't say it's my fault
Cos' we both know
It takes two to complicate
A perfectly good friendship
So for once
Let's set the record straight
You wanted this as much as I did
You just weren't prepared to feel like this
Knowing it won't go anywhere
Cos' none of it was real

This is not what I wanted it to be
I swear to God I only had good intentions
This is not how I pictured it would be
When it started it was so innocent

But now it's fucked
Get up

Why do I frantically
Mate with unwanted breeds?

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released 21 January 2015
Written and Composed by: Steven Visser
Vocals by: Steven Visser
Rhythm Guitar by: Steven Visser
Lead Guitar by: Curtis Mazur
Drums by: Kevin Mullan
Bass by: Brandon Brown
Engineer: Brandon Brown
Producer: Brandon Brown
Also produced by: Ryan McMullen
Mixed and Mastered by: Brandon Brown
Recorded at: Nimbus Studios, Vancouver, B.C.
I do not own the picture I used in this video.

Copyright © 2015 Steven Visser. All rights reserved.

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Catching Cassidy Vancouver, British Columbia

Hey! We're a pop punk band from Vancouver with some post-hardcore influences. We're also professional pimp ass dog walkers. We eat water...like a lot. Just for the fucks of it.

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